November’s “Red October” 🚨


Today is November 5, 2020. Guy Fawkes Day in the empire.

Which celebrates not the attempted assassination of King James—but the foiling of its plot.

You may hear things and see things today that will anger or terrify you.

You may feel an unquenchable urge to take to the streets in arms.

Stand strong. But DO NOT ENGAGE.

Because the evil we fight wants bloodshed. It needs us to tear each other apart.

Instead, sit back. Relax. Wait for their plot to unfold.

Listen to our President, and ONLY our President.

As you watch how the Plan comes together.

Remember, remember.

The fifth of November.

The Gunpowder treason and plot.

I know of no reason

Why the Gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot!

Guy Fawkes and his companions

Did the scheme contrive,

To blow the King and Parliament

All up alive

Threescore barrels, laid below,

To prove old England’s overthrow.

But, by God’s providence,

him they did catch,

With a dark lantern, lighting a match!

A stick and a stake

For King James’s sake

If you won’t give me one,

I’ll take two,

The better for me,

And the worse for you.

A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope

A penn’orth of cheese to choke him

A pint of beer to wash it down

And a jolly good fire to burn him.

Holla, boys! Holla, boys!

Make the bells ring!

Holla, boys! Holla, boys!

God save the King.